Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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