And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she pinky promised me she was 18
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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