Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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