I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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