Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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