so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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