Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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