He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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