So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You surviving the open bar?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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