You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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