He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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