So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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