brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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