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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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