Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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