I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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