Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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