So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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