Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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