Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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