You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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