I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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