Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We need to rekindle our bromance
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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