But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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