My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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