Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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