I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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