Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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