I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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