Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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