Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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