There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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