guys are not supposed to queef...right?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Mom said you looked used
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize