can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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