the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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