am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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