Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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