So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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