Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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