you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
the liver wants what the liver wants
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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