all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My legs feel like baby dolphins
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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