Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
