Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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