I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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