went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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