So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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