Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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