i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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