Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just threw up on my dentist
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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