Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
