BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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