Duck Duck Cougar?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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