Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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